Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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