cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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