Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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