talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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