I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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