I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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