I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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