You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I puked a lego.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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