we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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