she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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