As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So vagazzling was a success
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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