There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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