Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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