i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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