part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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