I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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