i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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