He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just had sex on a roof
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I forget how to act sober
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