He mind as well have added "If you don't want to watch TV then you can read a magazine and I will balance a bowl of chips and a beer on your back while were going at it."
Are you socially stupid or something? It was Bloodhound Gang.
no, dumbass, it may have been Bloodhound Gang, but it was Liz Phair, google that shit.
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"he said he liked to do it backwards, I said that's just fine with me
that way we can fuck and watch TV"
Yeh, dunno if thats really a very good seduction attempt.
not a bad idea though! :P
that way you won't miss your fav tv shows, if they are more important to you than your husband?
Sad thing is we are newlyweds... And no I didn't take him up on the offer.... Tho my dad heard about it and thought it was funny.... I've hit a new low in life
what a keeper. haha. what i wanna know is, how long have you been married? if it's more than ten years, i say that's somewhat acceptable. however if you're newlyweds.... i'm sorry.
I've heard that a few times, only it often varies to "Let's have sex. We can do it doggy, and if you want I'll give you a back massage." or "We can do it doggy, you can watch The Hills!"
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