Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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