the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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