I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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