if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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