is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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