did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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