Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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