Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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