He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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