I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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