chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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