She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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