But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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