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  The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.

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  (304): The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass. http://tfl.nu/8h53
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  Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 19, 12 at 11:11am

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  I never knew what a whore that shortcake is. but I suppose that makes sense with her walking around with her cakes all in your face.

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  Submitted by armchairguru on Jul 21, 12 at 12:52am

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  What a poet!

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