The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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I never knew what a whore that shortcake is. but I suppose that makes sense with her walking around with her cakes all in your face.
What a poet!
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