dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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