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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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