I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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