dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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