You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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