There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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