I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
There are leaves in my underwear?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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