come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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