According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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