No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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