I'm lost and stupid without you.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
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Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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