how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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