Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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