Don't you send me to vm
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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