i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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