Christians are straight up FREAKS
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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