we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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