is your mom at the bar?
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
im calling her cock vulture from now on
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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