Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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